JamsMcnoon
This macaroni and cheese situation is slowly getting less stressful.

But now I don’t know how to handle all this Ham.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
Frank Zappa (via icarusambition)
90% of my experience on Tumblr is looking at pictures of French Fries.

sososopranoboy:

JERSEY BOYS (2014) MOVIE TRAILER

OH SHIT.

They shot in a soundstage right by where we were shooting Shameless, and one day we had a hard time filming because of all the helicopters circling. Apparently a PA or someone climbed the catwalks in their soundstage and straight fell down. Nearly died. All anyone would talk about was how the WB would probably sue whoever it was for not being careful.

Anyway the movie looks really good.

Also trying to organize my trip by to GA for the summer.

I hate organizing things.

Omelettes shaped like rabbits.

Rabbits shaped like Omeletts. Much easier.

I’m planning a dinner party Sunday.

Dinner parties are fucking stressful. 

I’m calling it “Pastel Thanksgiving” because I named the facebook event that before realizing “FEASTer” was a much better idea. Now I have a theme. Shit.

What’s good food for this sort of thing? How do you decorate for Easter? Am I being a wiener for throwing a secular Easter party as an excuse to eat 4 times my weight in Macaroni and Cheese? Help.

You should post the before and after picture!! I'm curious how well your lifestyle works because I wanna try something similar to lose weight and you seem happy with how you look
Anonymous

Okay, I didn’t mean to post that as an advertisement for my lifestyle or anything. I’m absolutely no expert with this stuff. I’d say my body functions rather differently from most folks, so it probably wont work the same for everyone else as it did for me. I’ll think about it, but

1) I don’t wanna be one of those guys who posts pictures of himself flexing in the mirror. 2) you don’t need someone telling you what worked for them in order to be healthy. Go start. Don’t wait for someone elses results, and 3) I FEEL satisfied with my results. Looks aren’t important. Just a nice perk.

dalehan:

That second image.

4sharps:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

Post a before and after photo!
Anonymous

I don’t know, that seems a little douchey to me.